The Neiman Marcus Christmas book  was just released, and this year's assortment of fantasy gifts is sure to please every ridiculously expensive (and kind of amazing) whimsy. So just what does the retailer have in store for its customers this year? Think custom designer hen houses (yes, the ones that lay eggs), the ultimate tailgate trailer complete with its own flat-screen TV and year's worth of bourbon, and the most intricate watches you've ever laid eyes on from Van Cleef & Arpels. Ready to take a ride on the magic carpet? Click on to see the most over-the-top gifts from Neiman's Christmas catalog and let the daydreaming begin!
The His and Hers Watches and Trip  (starting at $1,090,000) includes not only these watches from Van Cleef & Arpels, but a romantic trip for two to Paris and Geneva as well. We're thinking it must be the trip of a lifetime to cost over $1 million!
For the metro man in your life, this Lux Tool Kit  ($500) is sure to appeal to his manly and uptown taste all at the same time. Who'd have thought tools could look so handsome?
Ever wanted to be a Broadway star? Now's your chance with this Annie: The Musical Walk-On Role  ($30,000). Your role? To help Annie and her dog teach the world that perseverance and unwavering hope can change lives — lights, camera, action!
Love a tailgate party but hate the unorganized chaos? This chic Bulleit Woody Tailgate Trailer  ($150,000) should do the trick. No doubt, you'll instantly become the coolest kid in the parking lot with this masterful creation, featuring a flat-screen TV, Blu-ray Disc player, state-of-the-art sound system, and one-year supply of Bulleit Bourbon and Bulleit Rye.
OK, so everyone needs a hair dryer, but what makes this Sedu Exclusive Pink Icon Privé Hair Dryer  ($700) so special? This Sedu creation boasts 93 MPH delivery to give the fastest and most perfect blowout. Ridiculous or totally worth the money?
Doesn't everyone want a Heritage Hen Mini Farm  ($100,000)? This crazy gift comes with three to 10 heritage-breed hens carefully selected by hen farm expert Svetlana Simon and a playground that includes the most luxe accommodations for your precious hens . . .
Like their own living room, complete with artwork, mirrors, and chandeliers!
Big Thunderball fan? Then you'll love this JetLev R200  ($99,500). Don't worry, the package also come with a certification and training course before you blast yourself into space.
This "Snowy Owl" by Robert Wilson  ($70,000) is for the ultimate art (and owl) fan. Artist Robert Wilson juxtaposed this owl against a cute polka-dot background (perfect for your city apartment), but that's not all. This creature also breathes, blinks, or shifts when you least expect it. Woot, woot!