I'm about to turn Barneys private sale into, well, something not so private. You want a dress, like this stunning Rodnik Moloko Mini Dress ($309, originally $473)? Get it! You want shoes? Check. Bags? Check. Belt? Check, check, check. Well, don't just stare at me. I know the sluggish economy has put a damper on some people's shopping habits but if not, get shopping!