Miley Cyrus Will Win You Over With Her Wedding Dress

I don't know for sure when or if Miley Cyrus is getting married, and neither do you. While Billy Ray Cyrus posted a photo that had everyone buzzing that she and Liam Hemsworth tied the knot last year, it wasn't so. Maybe right now, Miley isn't even thinking about marriage, though she does wear what appears to be a promise ring. But in my imaginary world, she'll walk down the aisle in a pretty spectacular wedding dress.

You see, ever since I was young, I looked at Miley as someone who represented versatility. She played two different characters on Hannah Montana, and my younger sister plastered posters of Miley all over her walls, some in which she was dressed up like Hannah, others in which she was just herself in jeans and a three-quarter-sleeved tee. But even when she was just being Miley, the actress and singer looked unique and a little bit quirky.

She's gone through many stages, but there has never been a time when Miley's paid attention to trends. During her rise to fame, she wore flares and cowboy boots, maybe because they were representative of where she came from: Franklin, TN. Post-breakup with Liam Hemsworth (the two have now rekindled their relationship), Miley kind of went HAM with her wardrobe. And I liked it. What she wore, or didn't wear, was all a part of her personal revolution.

Miley's style could at one point be described as costume like. She dressed as a twerking teddy bear and supported LGBT rights in rainbows and big, furry coats. Then, at the 2015 Met Gala, the industry's elite gathered on the red carpet, but Miley stood alone in a cutout Alexander Wang gown. It ended up on some "worst dressed" lists, but I think it was my favorite outfit of the night. It didn't seem like Miley was trying to appear sexy or edgy but just to look like herself.

So now, as outsiders speculate on whether Miley and Liam are getting hitched soon, I can't help but imagine her would-be bridal look. I doubt Miley's wedding dress will be all white. It might be neon or a mix of colors or come with an inflatable skirt. Maybe it'll be plain black, if her recent wardrobe is any indication. Miley might not wear a wedding dress at all, should she get married. Maybe she'll go naked. She did reveal on the Today show that she prefers to stay out of the fashion conversation: "I don't want people to talk about what I'm wearing. That's usually why I don't wear too much," she said.

One thing's for sure: if Miley gets married, her look won't include a ballgown so glamorous that everyone focuses on the pretty (or crazy!) details. They won't be talking about The Dress, because god knows it won't be wearing her. It'll be all about Miley. Read on to see why we know Miley will hit it out of the park on her special day.

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In 2017, many people speculated that this boho dress might have been Miley Cyrus's bridal look, but alas, it was not. Keep reading for our own predictions for her special day . . .

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Miley Has Switched Up Her Style From the Start
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Miley Has Switched Up Her Style From the Start

As Miley . . .

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And as Hannah Montana.

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She Always Manages to Be the One Who Looks Different
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She Always Manages to Be the One Who Looks Different

Miley wearing Alexander Wang to the Met Gala in 2015.

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When She Loves a Look, She Really Owns It
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When She Loves a Look, She Really Owns It

Miley wore Atelier Versace and Lorraine Schwartz jewels to host the 2015 MTV VMAs.

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Miley Keeps Coordination in Mind
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Miley Keeps Coordination in Mind

She wore a metallic Louis Vuitton top with an equally ornate bag and matching Stella McCartney shoes.

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If She Does Choose to Go Classic, She Won't Disappoint
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If She Does Choose to Go Classic, She Won't Disappoint

Miley wearing Azzaro.

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On Miley, Even a Vampy Look Could Still Say, "I'm the Bride"
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On Miley, Even a Vampy Look Could Still Say, "I'm the Bride"

Miley wearing Jean Paul Gaultier.

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We Could Even See Her in a Crisp Suit
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We Could Even See Her in a Crisp Suit

Miley wearing Versus Versace.

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She Knows How to Make Herself Feel Feminine
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She Knows How to Make Herself Feel Feminine

Miley wore this gingham set for an appearance on the Today show.

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She Pays Attention to Fashion
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She Pays Attention to Fashion

Lest you thought she wasn't watching the runways, Miley mixed and matched a fresh Miu Miu look for The Tonight Show.

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She Has a Colorful Soul
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She Has a Colorful Soul

And that can only mean a thoughtful bridal look.