Syke! These are not Victoria Beckham's Halloween costume contenders — but they sure could be! These are a sampling from an upcoming photo shoot which takes you through Paris and Posh's fashion imagination. Something has to be said for her sharp angles and cool attitude — I just can't hate someone so fierce. But we all know deep down she's just a British bird poking fun at herself, right? Right? You be the judge, and be nice, this is funky high fashion we're talking about!