>> ...of quotable quotes that is. We've been over this before, Karl Lagerfeld is a journalist's dream with all of his evocative one-liners. Lucky for us, there is a new round to make you sit back in disbelief, for this is the man who helms Chanel. Without further ado, straight from the horse's mouth:
From his humble side: "When I took on Chanel she was a sleeping beauty. Not even a beautiful one. She snored."
From his vulnerable side: "When I was 11 or 12 I was assaulted by a man and a woman. The Germans are rather like that."
And my personal favorite, from his Miss Manners side, the notice in the men's toilets at Chanel: "Pissing everywhere isn't very Chanel."
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