It's pretty much all lies. I'm engaged, I'm married, I'm divorced, I hate [the Mighty Boosh comedian] Noel Fielding — where the f*ck has that come from? I bought Kate a Fabergé egg, I wrote a song for her and put it in a frame and gave it to her for her birthday, we danced on Jim Morrison's grave, we had a massive orgy at the Dorchester and the soundtrack was No Wow [the Kills' second album] . . .
— Jamie Hince, on becoming tabloid fodder since he started dating Kate Moss