Okay, we're going to be honest, we are super hot right now. So hot in fact that one of us just instant messaged the other, "brain gargle" to which the other bowled over laughing. Fans on full blast and the only thing we can do aside from chugging New York's finest and looking at the couture shows and saying, 'preeetty', is round up some heat wave-appropriate frocks for you. Fourth of July weekend is just around the corner and you'll likely need something breezy to go with a lot of sun and a lot of margarita mix. The only thing the dresses have in common is that they don't make us want to faint when we look at them. They fulfill all the requirements of a dress that dares to stray from air conditioning, namely, they are short and of a fabric that makes it as close to being naked as possible. The other requirement they fulfill is that you can buy them online, because it's highly unlikely those sample sale dressing rooms and hole in the wall boutiques will have their air conditioning on. There's nothing eco-friendly about an air conditioner, and there's something so lovely about sitting on your bed in a bathing suit and buying something to wear to a rooftop barbeque on Friday. In the end you realize, life could be worse.