Recently I discovered (thanks to that'sfit) the Culinary Prep, which is a food tumbling contraption that is said to eliminate bacteria up to 99.5% and remove free radicals often associated with cancer from your food. It also reduces total fat levels while decreasing sodium/salt levels.
It honestly reminds me of my treasured rock tumbler from when I was a kid. I can't help but wonder: Does it churn out baby's-bottom smooth cuts of meat? Does it take hours and hours to do? Ordinarily I'd frown at such a contraption, but with all the scary food recalls happing almost every single day, this doesn't seem like such a bad addition to my kitchen after all.
Thrown out your last bag of spinach recently? Then buy one from CulinaryPrep.com. Buyer beware: This machine has an uncool price tag of $399.