Girl Scouts Are Sabotaging Diets Everywhere With Cookies and People Are Upset
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They have descended upon us, wreaking havoc, and they're not apologizing. The diet destroyers Girl Scouts of America have infiltrated your neighborhoods, and they're prepared to sabotage your clean-eating kick β don't say we didn't warn you.
They May Seem Wholesome . . .
. . . But Girl Scout Cookies Are RUINING DIETS EVERYWHERE
Another diet ruined.
RIP, DIET
And People Are FURIOUS
Some Have Tried to Create New Diets
Very Few Have Escaped
This woman is a rare exception.
THEY'RE RUINING SELF-ESTEEM
AND PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY
THEY CAN'T STOP
IT'S UNCONTROLLABLE
THEY'RE LIKE DRUGS
SOME PEOPLE ARE IN COMAS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN APOLOGIZING
They're just standing there looking cute and feigning innocence!!!