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Blessed Be Thy Water

I love pure drinking water just as much as the next person. However, I think California-based Wayne Enterprises might be taking the whole water trend a step too far with their new Holy Drinking Water. They claim that the water — which is blessed by priests in the company warehouse — makes you good. They also have a disclaimer for sinners:

Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations.


If you think that Holy Drinking Water is the only product on the market, then you may be surprised to hear that they actually have some competition. Spiritual Water — is it just me or does their website look thrown together? — is offering well-designed bottles that contain full-colored images of holy persons and symbols, along with prayers in English and Spanish. There are 10 different versions — each with its own message and image — including Balance Water, Focus Water, and my own personal fave: Formula J' Water. Spiritual Water also donates ten cents from every bottle sold to The Spiritual Foundation for children in need.

What do you guys think? Is it really necessary, or is it just some folks who found their niche market?

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HonestMuffin HonestMuffin 8 years
this is a little offensive to me. Formula J? C'mon.
plasticapple plasticapple 8 years
So if this water makes you good, wouldn't they want the sinners to drink it? Maybe it could solve all the problems of the world. LOL
plasticapple plasticapple 8 years
So if this water makes you good, wouldn't they want the sinners to drink it? Maybe it could solve all the problems of the world. LOL
Alisha_Stiletto Alisha_Stiletto 8 years
Jesus on a pogo stick!! Totally irreverent and I love it. But, I think if I drank some - it would burn all the way down.
Alisha_Stiletto Alisha_Stiletto 8 years
Jesus on a pogo stick!! Totally irreverent and I love it.But, I think if I drank some - it would burn all the way down.
cocomademoiselle cocomademoiselle 8 years
Niche market!
cocomademoiselle cocomademoiselle 8 years
Niche market!
BRANDYNICOLE730 BRANDYNICOLE730 8 years
Hahahaha, talk about marketing ploys!
LaLaLaurie06 LaLaLaurie06 8 years
uhm what?
LaLaLaurie06 LaLaLaurie06 8 years
uhm what?
herjoiedevivre herjoiedevivre 8 years
this is ridiculous. pimping jesus and religion out to sell water. WATER!! this is worse than mel gibson selling "religious toys" from his stupid maniacal movie, whatever that was- passion of christ. I will definitely NOT be buying this crap.
sunnynight sunnynight 8 years
It's definitely in bad taste.
sunnynight sunnynight 8 years
It's definitely in bad taste.
EatYourVeggies EatYourVeggies 8 years
What?! I have to buy this. Immediately.
wambalus wambalus 8 years
Is this a joke? It's right up there with Kabbalah water as a huge rip off disguised as religion.
girllovewarrior girllovewarrior 8 years
hahaha, I think it is hilarious!!!I - as a very sinful atheist - would LOVE one of those kitschy bottles!"Sinful"... quite amusing, since priests tend to touch little boys.
girllovewarrior girllovewarrior 8 years
hahaha, I think it is hilarious!!! I - as a very sinful atheist - would LOVE one of those kitschy bottles! "Sinful"... quite amusing, since priests tend to touch little boys.
acaladoobie acaladoobie 8 years
I'm Catholic and I find it hilarious. I bought a sample pack to give to my mom with her Christmas gifts. She will love it.
mamaseacat mamaseacat 8 years
I saw this in Newsweek. The article quoted a sister saying that water should not be sold and people shouldn't be making a profit from selling water. Water = Life that's why God gave it to us.
rickimc rickimc 8 years
Um, isn't this a bit sacreligious?
abbyk abbyk 8 years
this has been a concept for a while. i'm from omaha, and there is always a church group handing out jesus water to college world series fans since i can remember. it has bible passages on the label. just drink it before you get into the stadium!!
veronicaraye veronicaraye 8 years
wow, anything to make money
veronicaraye veronicaraye 8 years
wow, anything to make money
gaellemj gaellemj 8 years
I don't see this as offensive, but really untasty.
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