15 Spot-On Truth Bombs Chrissy Teigen Has Dropped About Food

Updated on 6/5/2016 at 7:00 PM

Chrissy Teigen: new mom to adorable baby Luna, creator of drool-worthy recipes, and dropper of serious truth bombs about food. The bestselling cookbook author and model never, ever ceases to make us laugh with her spot-on wit that she shares with the internet on a regular basis. If you know the Cravings author well, you know that she has some very strong feelings about Nutella, salmon, and vegan hot dogs. Behold, 15 times Chrissy didn't hold back on her food-related thoughts.

When she revealed her controversial stance on Nutella.
"Nutella is sh*t," she tweeted.
. . . It gets better.
She said Bush's Baked Beans are better than Nutella.
When she proved Alton Brown was right about unitaskers being useless.
When asked about the most useless thing she's ever purchased while drunk, she responded, "the rollie eggmaster comes to mind."
When she shared her pizza-topping expertise.
The most underrated pizza topping in Chrissy's opinion? Jalapeños.
When she said what everyone has been thinking about kale chips all along.
"I think it's sweet that people pretend kale chips are delicious," she tweeted.
When she got defensive about bologna.
"Get off your high horse, bologna haters! Also yea bologna probably contains horse," she tweeted.
When she let the haters have it when they criticized her method of cooking salmon skin-side up.
She finishes salmon in the broiler to get crispy skin, and you know what she has to say about it? "IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT SKIN SIDE DOWN YOUR ASS IS GETTING BLOCKED AND I AM NOT PLAYIN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING THERE IS A GLAZE AND A MYSTICAL THING CALLED A BROILER HOP OFF MY OVEN."
When she got real about internet trolls trying to tell her what to eat.
Chrissy ate Fruity Pebbles while pregnant, and people immediately decided to become her nutritionist. "If you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection," she tweeted. Boom.
When she made her sports-watching priorities clear.
She and husband John Legend attended an NBA Finals game, but she was concerned with one rivalry only: "who do I root for, nachos or hot dogs," she tweeted.
When she admitted she could never be vegan.
But she respects anyone who chooses to be vegan since she's an animal-lover.
When she got real about her love of fake "cheeze."
A Twitter follower pointed out that "Velveeta might actually be vegan" because it's not natural cheese, and Chrissy admitted, "This is true. I love cheeze."
When her heart broke at the thought of a vegan hot dog.
"That sounds like the taste of my heart breaking," she tweeted when a fan suggested trying a vegan hot dog.
When she professed her love for Taco Bell and proved she is your twin.
Bon Appetit asked about her fast food of choice, and she said, "Taco Bell. I talk about it so much, people think I'm being paid by them. I'm not, I just love spicy food."
When she got brutally honest about a Whole Foods debate.
Remember when everyone freaked out about Whole Foods' peeled oranges? Chrissy got in on the conversation and tweeted, "everyone was like, who the f*ck would buy peeled oranges? Well the answer is me."
When she accurately summed up your feelings about pizza.
Ordering a pizza for breakfast? Chrissy's on board with that. "I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning." Truth.

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