Watching Gordon Ramsay Call This Man's Dish "a Dog's Dinner" Is Painfully Awkward

If Gordon Ramsay asked us to cook crab cakes in 15 minutes while he yelled the directions out to us, we'd probably be pretty intimidated. So we can totally relate to Shane, the "random guy" in Bon Appetit's new video entitled Gordon Ramsay Challenges Amateur Cook to Keep Up with Him. The challenge? For Shane to make "the most amazing crab cakes" in 15 minutes with the help of Gordon's direction — while the two cook with their backs facing each other.

"On a scale of 10, how bad are you?" Gordon asked. "Pretty bad. I'd say I'm a two," Shane said. Unfortunately, Shane proves his skills are pretty lacking when he presents his final dish to Gordon. "Jesus! Shane! You are bad," Gordon, never one to mince words, shouts at the end. It's equally pitiful and hilarious to watch Shane attempt to listen to Gordon's commands and keep up with the chef's crab-cake-making abilities, but the task was an admittedly difficult one. Prepare to laugh out loud as you watch the competition go down in the video above.