Yesterday, PartySugar admitted her secret single food is pasta with Parmesan, anchovies, and garlic. While I'm not single, there are plenty of foods that I'll eat if nobody else is around. I love any combination of starch and fat. Sheets of matzo slathered with salt and butter; a bowl of rice topped with shredded cheddar or American cheese and hot sauce; orzo with melted butter and pepper; or Velveeta mixed with salsa and any carb imaginable. This is only purportedly true, of course, since I've never actually been caught in the middle of downing any of these embarrassingly trashy foods. Do share: What do you eat when you eat alone? Don't worry — I promise not to tell!