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What Does Your Starbucks Order Say About You?

Do you think that what you order tells the world a little bit about yourself? The folks responsible for the Starbucks Oracle do. Just enter in your regular order - including size - and the oracle will tell you a little bit about yourself. I am apparently a "pseudo-intellectual," my friends hate me and I'm totally clueless. Oh man, I think it's time to change my order!

So how about you, what is the Starbucks Oracle saying about you?

Source: Neatorama

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HelloAnia HelloAnia 9 years
It told me that along side of my Sugar Free, Non-Fat, Iced Grande Vanilla Latte, I could be found drinking water with 3 or 4 ice cubes and a twist of lemon. haha... clever!!
n_i_k n_i_k 9 years
High Maintenance
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 9 years
Grande 1% Chai Latte Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink grande chai tea latte are potheads. Also drinks: Sparkling water Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
frizzybeargirl frizzybeargirl 9 years
So I guess I am a pot smoking high maitenence girl whose friends are all plotting to kill me, and can be found in trendy martini bars...... all because I drink an "iced venti chai latte with non fat milk and only 3 pumps of the chai instead of 4. Wow this is crazy.... :)~
esthersim esthersim 9 years
hahahaha too funny~ but so NOT true about what it said about me.
Mokona Mokona 9 years
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Venti Chai Tea Latte are potheads. Also drinks: Sparkling water Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
Ms-Meyer Ms-Meyer 9 years
This thing is good. How did it know I'm High Maintenance?! haha.
carolbob carolbob 9 years
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink venti chai creme frappachino are potheads. Also drinks: Sparkling water Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores BWWWWWAAAAAAA....pothead?
EllaDee EllaDee 9 years
The oracle is mean
anatune anatune 9 years
it said i was fat. tear. hahaha.
bellanatella bellanatella 9 years
Personality type: High Maintenance You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars Nice :P
Green Green 9 years
Personality type: High Maintenance You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless (NOT TRUE). Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars ...some of it is true, the high maintenance part and the bottled water and the martini bars but I don't drink alcohol though.
amandaaa amandaaa 9 years
apparently, i'm very high maintenance. i SO am not! it's just because the drinks i order are wordy.
c0rkie c0rkie 9 years
hahaha i guess i am lame
mlen mlen 9 years
haha apparently i'm FAT cause of my iced latte with skim milk and HIGH MAINTENANCE for my iced tea lemonade sweetened. too funny lol
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
Tall toffee nut misto: Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks tall toffee nut misto. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home
MrsJigglesworth MrsJigglesworth 9 years
Grande non-fat one sweet&low latte Personality type: Fat You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass. Also drinks: Diet RC Cola Can also be found: On Jerry Springer oh snap.
SeptemberGurl SeptemberGurl 9 years
I'm apparently a stripper, too...LMAO
SeptemberGurl SeptemberGurl 9 years
I'm apparently a stripper, too...LMAO
emma- emma- 9 years
Wow...apparently I'm clueless.
CoolLikeThat CoolLikeThat 9 years
I am a hippie and my husband is high maintenance!
Munkeyhed Munkeyhed 9 years
"Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars". Like that's a bad thing? LOL
SugarJaniece SugarJaniece 9 years
This is awesome!! Personality type: High Maintenance You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
SoftRockStar SoftRockStar 9 years
I only order Chai Tea Latte's since I hate coffee, but here's what I got: Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Chai Tea Latte are potheads. Also drinks: Sparkling water Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores LOL--none of it is true.
kyleracine kyleracine 9 years
these answers are hilarious. I'm a stripper.
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