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Yeah, she's always a few degrees off the mark. I was thinking the same thing about the black. I bet Ashton thought it would be terribly clever to make his 30th birthday
party a "funeral" for his 20s. It had to indicate something like that on the invite because there's just too much black for a coincidence. If that's the case that means that A) Molly Simms either
didn't get an actual invite or she's being an attention whore w/that hideous day-glow yellow dress and 2) Ashton's still sticking with the pathetic farce that this is his 30th birthday and not
his 34th which makes it so curious that the Board of Elections and the DMV in LA have him, Christopher Ashton Kutcher, as being born on 2/7/74. I don't know why he didn't just own up to it and
call out his first modeling agency years ago. They make all of their models hack years off their age unless they're 14 when they start. Sick sad world. ;)
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