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Can't she see horrible this tan looks? I love to tan. I like real tanning. I tan for awhile and then give my skin a break. We are all going to get wrinkles eventually. Anyhow, I would much rather bake than go with this fake toxic orange look. I mean, just look at her hands and feet. They are pasty white compared to her face and further up her legs. She looks like a cartoon character (except the artist never finished coloring it). You know she just got hosed down with that orange stuff hence the robe, hairnet, no jewelry, and all. The inside of that robe has got to be funky with that stuff. What is it called? An airbrush tan . . . basically orange spray paint. Me thinks, strange.

In a word...eeeeewwww! Looking orange is never glamourous. Why can't she just go to the beach? Is she wearing a bathrobe?