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Cool Idea: Borrow My Pen?

Worldwide Fred has dreamt up another wacky solution to your insignificant problems. Borrow My Pen? ($8) would have come in handy (no pun intended) in college, or any school for that matter. You remember how classmates ask to borrow a pen and never return them? Here's how to stop pen theft in its tracks. Offer your unprepared friends one of these ballpoints with subversive taglines like "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center," "Electrolysis Is Us: The First Name in Unwanted Hair Removal," "Van Nuys Center For Cosmetic Surgery: Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments," etc. Pretty hilarious, huh? Just be sure not to use these when signing a mortgage in front of your co-op board.

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lindssaurussss lindssaurussss 7 years
wouldnt the person owning the pens be embaressed to have the pens in the first place?
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 7 years
haha that's good stuff!
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 7 years
haha that's good stuff!
jadenirvana jadenirvana 7 years
Ha, we used to use this tactic when I was a waitress. Getting your pens stolen was the worst, so we'd all buy these big fluffy flamingo and squid pens. We called them "stripper pens."
sushikay sushikay 7 years
I would think that these funny pens would encourage people to steal them even more so because they would want one of their own!!! LOL!
margokhal margokhal 7 years
Funny, but I'm sure THIS won't stop people from stealing you pens and pencils. Just don't lend them out or stay around while they're being borrowed.
aimeeb aimeeb 7 years
Good lord...
aimeeb aimeeb 7 years
Good lord...
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