Dear Haley Table Lamp ($219),
I love you like Tom Cruise loves Katie, like Amélie loves cracking crème brûlée, like hearts and stars and flowers, and like the Beatles love me do. I love your glam mercury glass shimmer, your chic silky barrel shade, your three-way switch, and the way you'd command attention in my living room. Unfortunately, sweet lamp, I cannot afford you right now. So, my dear Haley Table Lamp, if you're listening, I hope you love me enough to wander over my way.