Stop laughing. You think this is funny? You know I can't glance at this Megan Auman Vertical Leaf Pendant Light ($240) for one second without pulling out my credit card. It's really hard for me. Show me glossy white, a nature-inspired design, and a lacy cut-out (see here) and I'll write you a check right here and now. Oh Megan, you sell ottomans, too? Well, I was looking for some spare seating . . . how soon can you deliver? Ahhhh. I'm too easy.