A true minimalist is a tough person to shop for, but not impossible. He or she really may not want anything at all, but there are some things no functioning being can live without. You're probably thinking: food, water, shelter, right? Well, I'm thinking more along the lines of crucial homewares like discreet clocks and bookshelves, and home entertainment items like books on minimalism and a dock that hides all your unsightly charger cords. So for all of those bizarre non-consumer minimalists in your life, I've rounded up some gifts that will give them maximum pleasure. Just make sure you don't go crazy on the bows: they like their gift wrap stark.