This Crazy New Sh*t Rug ($2,999-9,961), designed by New York-based artist Dan Golden, cracks me up, and it reminds me of a wild friend of mine. I really love it. But I'd probably be admitted if it wound up in my home. And, if I wanted to spend three g's or more on a piece of "art," it wouldn't be the kind that you step on. What do you think?