Shia, Shia, Shia, when will you learn? After all the hubbub this week about unlawful cigarette smoking, warrants, and the rest, you'd think that Mr. LaBeouf would stick to abiding the law for a couple of days. But no, just yesterday morning his truck was impounded when he parked directly in front of the entrance to an apartment building's parking garage. Well, that seems kinda jerky. It looks like he cleaned up his baby when she got back though. Sigh, OK, I can't help but be a little lenient since I'm a sucker for a sweatshirt and a hat, but next time watch out where you're parking, buddy. Those puppy dog eyes and scruffy face can only get you so far.

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Well, Paris Hilton finally made it to Africa. She may be overseas because she can't bear to be away from Benji Madden, but she managed to separate from him long enough to fulfill her post-jail promise to help others. It wasn't quite what her original plan was, but it's something. While there, Paris spent time with children at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis School in Pretoria, South Africa, yesterday. It looks like the kids took a liking to Ms. Hilton, but something about these photos seems a bit off. Paris still deserves some credit for putting a smile on the faces of those adorable little ones, but something tells us she's going to feel more comfortable partying backstage at her boyfriend's upcoming Good Charlotte shows.

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• Courteney Cox and David Arquette are trying to raise $1 million in two weeks from their celebrity friends to benefit the Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation, which is seeking to find a cure for a rare skin condition that primarily affects children. Courteney and David sit on the foundation's board, along with Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Gwen Stefani, and Gavin Rossdale. — AP
• Jennifer Aniston will announce "big news" on the season finale of Oprah's new show, The Big Give, on April 20. — Us Weekly
• Angela Bassett tearfully received the 2,358th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. — AP
• Fergie's PR rep has denied stories that the singer is pregnant. — Us Weekly
• Tori Spelling says that she would love to be a part of the remake of Beverly Hills 90210, maybe as,"the funny sex ed teacher at the high school . . . considering Donna Martin was America's most infamous virgin." — People
• Cedars-Sinai Medical Center has been fined $25,000 following the accidental overdose of blood thinner that was administered to Dennis Quaid's newborn twins. — TMZ

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Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson, who have been rumored to be back together for a few weeks now but never actually seen together, were spotted holding hands on the way to catch a movie earlier this week. Awwww. If we were in middle school, this would mean they are, like, on the way to marriage! Last year at about this time, these two blond sweethearts were one of my favorite couples and they're already regaining the spot. Hopefully this is just the beginning of many more sunny sightings of the duo — maybe she can even help keep him in a better mood while he's in Miami filming. Something about Kate and Owen just put a smile on my face, nice little Friday morning treat.

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Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port were spotted filming The Hills in LA yesterday, but first they chatted with Ryan Seacrest along with Lo. The girls dished on the new season of the show and fashion, but respectfully declined to comment on those racy photos of their friend Audrina. LC also admitted to liking bad boys and said this about dating, "You want the game to be played. You don't want to have a great time and him to call you right after!" Lauren hasn't had the best of luck in the boy department, but maybe the new season of The Hills will bring her a juicy new romance.

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Jessica Alba managed to look slightly sunny, even in all black, going out to lunch with her brother, his wife and her adorable nephew in LA on Wednesday. Last time we saw Jessica with this munchkin in September, I joked about her and Cash possibly practicing for a new addition. Little did I know that a few short months later that would totally be the case. Jess can look a little grumps mcgee these days, but seeing a little peek into the future of her with a little kiddie by her side is pretty cute.

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