Lindsay's Madame Tussaud's wax figure got a prison-ready wardrobe change, but LL herself isn't ready to go to the big house. No no no. In fact, she is claiming that she's innocent. While we still don't know her exact location (rehab? Maybe not), Lindsay responded to an email from Access Hollywood's Billy Bush last night saying:

"Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

Okay what? The drugs just mysteriously showed up in her pocket? The assistant's mom almost hit her? It sounds to me like LL is definitely not ready to face the music. Even more car-related troubles for Linds have shown up today -- a woman is claiming that back in April, Lohan and her bodyguard caused an accident but the bodyguard gave the victim false information and bullied her into not pressing charges.

As for what type of music she could be facing after yesterday's incident -- TMZ added up the maximum sentences for all her different offenses and it came out to 6 Years. Not that there is any chance she would ever serve that much time, of course.

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• Luke Wilson had to change his phone number after Johnny Knoxville arranged for a plane to fly over the Polaroid Beach House last weekend with a banner that broadcasted Luke's digits. Once a jackass, always a jackass. - Page Six
• Jay-Z is trying to switch his record label from Island Def Jam to Columbia records. Now he and Beyonce can have even more in common. - Gatecrasher
• Beyonce tripped and fell down some stairs during a performance in Orlando last night. Luckily, only her pride was injured. - TMZ
• Coldplay has revealed that their next album will have a Hispanic theme. It's hard to imagine their piano ballads in Spanish, but I guess we'll have to wait and check it out. - BBC News
• Based on the success of her hit single, Rihanna just came out with her own line of umbrellas. This probably won't help us get that song out of our heads! - FabSugar

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Britney looked in good spirits out to lunch yesterday, but there are more dispatches from the OK! Magazine photoshoot from hell, (which hits stands today, btw). Not only did Brit use designer dresses both as a napkin and to clean up after London, but apparently she walked out of the shoot wearing $21,267 worth of clothing and accessories. Hey, maybe Britney thought she deserved it since she didn't get her $1 million paycheck for the shoot since it was canceled halfway through. Inside the article, things aren't getting much better for Brit -- according to OK! after seeing Britney's recent erratic behavior, Alli and Lynne Spears are siding with Kevin in the ongoing custody battle. I can't even imagine how unstable Britney will react to that.

On a lighter note and speaking of feeling bizarrely entitled, Spears was dropping some cash at Lisa Kline yesterday (including on an entire line of Jack Daniel's clothing) when she asked if she could just take home the shoes the store provided to try on with clothes. Does she know how many people's feet have been in those things?

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Amanda Bynes showed her love for the LBD when she stopped by The Sauce In NYC the other day. We've always been big fans of the adorable starlet and she's definitely a breath of fresh air in the frenzy of scandals and meltdowns we've been seeing lately. She's been making the rounds with the rest of the cast of Hairspray, in case you somehow missed it. Even though the movie opened at #3 in the box office, something tells us that Amanda and the rest of the bubbly cast kept their spirits high to keep spreading the love for their musical movie.

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Perhaps as a cheeky homage to Lindsay's possible impending jail time (okay, probably not), both Ashlee and Pete wore a version of the black and white stripes grabbing lunch at Toast in LA yesterday. We just learned that Ashlee's dream of collaborating with The Cure's Robert Smith may be untrue as of yet, but it doesn't look like that is getting her down. Yup, these two are still going strong and definitely not making any headlines -- boring or endearing in their comb-forward for him/fedora for her combo? You decide.

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Winona was channeling Carmen's Fashion Week hair from last year in the pages of this month's Vogue. Now that she's making movies again, the media is bringing back up that shoplifting scandal. We've learned that unlike today's starlets, Winona was embarrassed by her actions and learned a lesson. After her issue with painkillers she said, "No one (in my family) ever got angry with me. Concerned, yes, but not concerned with a drug problem or anything. Because after that night I pretty much didn't ever. … If you are ever arrested, you can't ever do that again." Hmmm, looks like Lindsay doesn't have the same set of standards as Winona who purposely left Hollywood for years so she wouldn't become a tabloid fixture. We hope the world welcomes her back since we'd love to see more creative hit films like Reality Bites, Edward Scissorhands and Heathers.

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With the starlet population not-so-slowly running themselves into the ground, Adam Brody is keeping their seats warm at the Hollywood Hotspots. Last night clad in the requisite hoodie Mr. Brody enjoyed an evening at Winstons and left looking pretty happy. Here's to hoping he didn't get behind the wheel. I missed Adam's cute face at the NYC premiere of his upcoming movie, The Ten, but hopefully he'll make it if they have another one. He does clean up nice, after all.

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