• Tom Brady is excited to be a father but doesn't seem to understand why the fact that he broke up with his baby's momma and took up with a supermodel would be of interest to anyone. Right, nothing fun to gossip about there. - MSNBC
• More skeletons are falling out of Brittany Murphy's new husband's closet. Besides warrants out for his arrest, Simon Monjack's ex-fiance says he gave her a fake engagement ring! Brittany better get hers checked out! - US Weekly
• Actress Jaime King and filmmaker Kyle Newman are engaged. The two met while working on the film Fanboys, which he directed. Congrats to them both! - People
• Rumor has it that when Katharine McPhee learned she was excluded from the American Idol finale, she called the show personally and tried to change their minds. She just can't seem to win with Idol. - US Weekly
• While performing in the Hamptons this weekend Bobby Brown stopped singing after the second verse of My Perogative, then told the crowd, "Sorry, I forgot the words." Guess we shouldn't expect a comeback from him anytime soon! - Page Six

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Before getting back to school in Prague this week, Angelina took her boys to Marineland, a marine life exhibition park, in Antibes, France on Thursday. Do I sense a budding marine biologist in little Pax? I know that this killer whale isn't Shamu (or Free Willy for that matter), but judging from how happy the boys look feeding fish to the whales, I imagine there will be some trips to SeaWorld when they return stateside.

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Tobey Maguire and his fiancee Jennifer headed to Fred Segal with the newest member of their family this holiday weekend (where our very own Dear was lucky enough to spot them!). Tobey looks pretty tired but considering he just got back from promoting Spider-Man 3 all over the world we don't blame him. Too bad Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End just broke the 6 day worldwide box office record by pulling in $404 million, knocking Spidey out of the top spot. Perhaps spending some special time with his ladies helped ease the pain.

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Fresh off opening Cannes with My Blueberry Nights, Jude Law was in Monaco this weekend to attend the 2007 Formula One Grand Prix. He's been flying solo to all the events, and rumor has it that his relationship with Harper's Bazaar editor-at-large, Kim Hersov, is already over. Apparently his running off to the festival without her was the biggest clue that the fling had ended and now he's rumored to be attending Playboy parties and even flirting with Jessica Simpson (clearly much different from the initial reports of him being confused by her presence at Cannes). Jude seems like the serial relationship kind of guy over the perpetual bachelor, but we are a bit jaded by how dreamy he was in The Holiday.

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In the past week, Britney has somehow reestablished herself as the most stable in the Lindsay-Paris-Nicole-Mischa set. It's hard to compare, considering Brit should be more responsible, since she has two babies, but still she's on the upswing. Here she is, out tanning (again) yesterday afternoon with her huge, shiny, trademark smile on her face and still biting those nails. I still wish she would somehow ditch the extensions, but after yesterday's missive to her fans -- somehow Brit is seeming more together again. No use in really getting hopes up though. Judging from how things are going with these girls recently, who knows what her future will hold.

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Brad Pitt is back on the set of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Montreal and Angelina has had to take over walking the kids to school duty. The two are probably glad that they've left the craziness that is Cannes and are back to their every day lives. While they definitely had a good time at the festival, one night wasn't so fun. Kid Rock was DJing at the Hotel Du Cap where the Jolie-Pitts were staying and his party kept them up until 5 AM. Apparently Brad and Angie both called down to complain since their kids were crying from all the noise. A source says, "Staff then begged Kid Rock to at least turn it down but he refused - and made it clear that he'd keep DJing as long as he felt like doing so." Then a hotel staff member stopped by the Jolie-Pitt's room with earplugs but no word on if that actually solved the problem.

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Before things got seriously crazy this weekend, two starlets calmly grabbed some coffee in LA. This was before Lindsay DUI-ed and went back to rehab, before Mischa was in and out of the hospital under shady circumstances, but presumably after Nicole Richie sent out an invitation for her Sunday afternoon Memorial Day BBQ, thrown with her friend Masha. Her email invitation somehow leaked and let me just say, the girl knows how to write a completely ridiculous party invite (see the whole thing here). She coaxed people to her friend's place to "glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no [bleeping] clue what Memorial Day really means!!" Wow, and that's not the end of it. She added, "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now." Here's what her publicist had to say in response:

“This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”

A joke, eh? She's got quite the sense of humor. But really, I sincerely doubt that "mocking the media" was Nicole's original intention, but nice try spinning that one, Nicole's rep! Sarcastic or not, things are clearly teetering on the edge of disaster for the starlet set. I just hope it doesn't take anything scarier than what happened this weekend to snap them out of it.

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