• Remember when Denise Richards threw those photogs' laptops off a balcony while shooting Blonde and Blonder? Well they're suing her now - and Pamela too. Hopefully they won't get anything other than a few laptops out of it. - US Weekly
• TMNT took in about $24.4 million at this box office this weekend, knocking 300 out of the top slot. Apparently CGI turtles trump codpieces. - BuzzSugar
• Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen making out at the Amy Winehouse show last week in LA. We thought Bruce liked 'em a lot younger - Gatecrasher
• Michael Jackson is evidently reviewing plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to be put up in Las Vegas. Sounds like MJ hasn't lost his ridiculous streak! - R&M
• Evidently Snoop's European tour with Diddy has been thrown into chaos after Snoop was denied a British visa at the last minute. Guess all those weapons and drug charges are starting to catch up with him. - People
• Jeremy Piven has evidently been banned from any of Nobu Matsuhisa's restaurants after Jeremy left an Entourage DVD as a tip. Classy. - NY Daily News

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Fergie Fergs stepped onto the stage at G.A.Y. Club in London this weekend and treated the crowd to a little performance. The G.A.Y.-ers treated the singer, as well, with a big bouquet of flowers and a birthday cake -- our favorite inconsistently fashionable star turns 32 tomorrow! Yay birthday Fergie! I can only assume she'll wear something completely ridiculous for the inevitable series of parties. I, for one, can't wait.

In other Fergalicious news, she just announced that she has signed on to work with Kipling on two collections of handbags. In typical Fergie fashion, I expect half of them to be adorable and the other half heinous.

P.S. Seriously, girlfriend, lay off the spray tan. Orange is unbecoming.

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Paris Hilton's new man got his first (of many, depending on his tenure) heiress-style Vegas trips this weekend. Paris certainly says and does a lot of despicable things, but she continues to be pretty undeniable on the celebrity gossip scene (just ask the AP). Which, giving the guy the benefit of the doubt, may very well be why her new boytoy, Desperate Housewives' Josh Henderson, is into the celebutante. He definitely looks like he's loving the camera, even more than Paris.

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Madonna was lucky enough to score a pair of those M by Madonna collection sunglasses and sported them while leaving her gym in London this week. Of course we expect her to have plenty of her own collection and the good news is that her line was met by huge crowds eager to snatch up her fabulous creations. Unlike Karl Lagerfeld, Stella McCartney, and (the first of) Madonna's lines for the chain, the production wasn't as limited -- which is good for those of you who wanted to avoid the initial frenzy. If you don't have time or you're too lazy to go to the busy stores then you can always check out all the options on eBay.

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Tyra whipped out her best formal shorts to help Kimora Lee celebrate the launch of her more-upscale-than-Baby-Phat line, KLS, in Hollywood this weekend. Kimora looked delightfully ridiculous, as always, and I'm fairly sure that skin color means she's radioactive. Meanwhile, is Ty-Ty possessed? I really don't think her eyes are smiling like they usually do.

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Britney's only been free from rehab for a few days but already it's been hectic trying to keep up. We're happy to see her smiling again and this time she even showed off some brand new blue eyes to brighten up her face. This weekend she went to a dance studio, enjoyed a girls' night out for sushi, hit the hair salon to work on her latest wig, and even had an emergency doctor appointment.

While she seemed to be in good spirits earlier in the weekend, apparently she was hurting inside. It had nothing to do with Kevin's Vegas birthday party that he shared with ex-girlfriend, baby momma #1, Shar Jackson. Evidently, Ms Brit had one hell of a toothache. It was so bad that by Sunday afternoon she was at the dentist getting work done. While hospital rumors swirled like wildfire, the truth, as we know now it is that Britney had some sort of emergency work done on her teeth. Doesn't sound like a big deal but it did interrupt her busy shopping spree so that's a bitch. Way to keep the paparazzi on their toes your first week out Britney!

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Here we have Leo and Bar getting their shop on at Ralphs, filling their carts with essentials...like the latest Life & Style Weekly (and since I sometimes do the fashion commentary in the back, it's almost like they are reading me, right? Ha). Gotta love it when you catch high profile celebrities picking up the gossip rags at the supermarket, just like everyone else. Speaking of gossip, last week rumors spread that Leo and Bar were headed down the aisle, but Leo's people were quick to nip that story in the bud. Hey, maybe he was just picking up some glossies to see if there are any more juicy rumors he should set his people on. Or maybe they're really curious about what's going on with The Skinny 911!

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