Ever the Fashion Week delinquent, Britney skipped out on her scheduled Tuesday night appearance at the Heatherette show to party at Marquee instead. Contrary to what clubbing often entails for the pop star, Brit "demanded all alcohol be kept far away from her." She still managed to look trashed, however, and even made out with a stranger by the end of the night. Page Six reports:

"She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom," said one. "Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night. And she didn't leave any money for the bathroom attendant."

Spears' wild night continued at club Tenjune, where she was seen arriving at 2:30 a.m. with a group of friends. "Britney was completely hammered," said a witness.

Again, the tank top-clad party girl asked that no alcohol be put on the table - but clubgoers saw her dancing on the banquettes and "drinking what looked like vodka and O.J."

A source told Page Six that one of the people who followed her from Marquee to Tenjune (described as "a scruffy-looking guy") was "hitting on her all night, but she wouldn't even look at him.

"Then a model guy came to her table and she started making out with him." Spears ended her night with a visit to McDonald's.

Oh Britney, Britney, Britney. Whatever are we going to do with you? As for why she skipped out on her scheduled appearance, R&M reports that Brit Brit did make it to the Heatherette show but never actually came in from the parking lot. They think she was avoiding Paris, who ended up a no show as well.

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Awwww, a Thursday Rachel Bilson treat. She was looking adorable (AS USUAL, sorry, yelling again, love her) at LAX this week. There are only 3 episodes left of the OC (sob*), so she better be staying close to LA for all the finale parties...at which she and Adam will reunite over their shared loss of the show. Ah, a girl can dream, right? Some good news, though, on the OC front is that SOAPnet has bought the rights to show all four seasons of reruns starting in April. A daily Seth/Summer fix? Sign me up.

*I say that like I still watch religiously, but apparently I can't even commit to one show a week. I have no one to blame but myself for the show's demise.

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Yesterday, Cisco's rep denied that he and Mischa had broken up saying, "They are fine - very happy together." Today, however, Mischa's rep has confirmed otherwise, "Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways... Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules." We're still betting this has something to do with that nasty photo of Cisco circling the Internet thanks to Paris Exposed. Before Cisco found out he had been dumped though (who knows, perhaps this is still news to him), he seemed to be pretty nonchalant about the scandal known as "Ballgate." Here's highlights:

• How it happened:
  “Paris’ shit got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there,” he said with a sly snigger. “That’s Paris Hilton to you!”
• Mischa's reaction:
  “Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” said Mr. Adler, who has a “rock ’n’ roll reality show” premiering July 5. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”
• His feelings about the whole thing:
  I think it’s pretty rock ’n’ roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would’ve freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, ‘Oh, that’s from like 2001. Whatever....I’m a naked dude! I don’t give a f#@%.”

He probably cares a little bit about it now, don't you think? After our poll yesterday we know that this is not disappointing news. It seems the vast majority of you were clearly not a fan of this couple to begin with. Hopefully Mischa will move on to someone who's a little less rock and roll (read: appears to shower) and a little more OC.

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As rumored, Justin re-gifted his genitalia at last night's Madison Square Garden show in NY. His D*ck In A Box co-star (see the original here, NSFW lyrics), Andy Samberg, even joined him on stage for a triumphant retelling of the tale of putting the junk in the box. Here's a video (again, lyrics NSFW) of last night's performance (if you can't see the video below, just click in the white area, it will show up). This time, there are backup boxed members, to boot.

I'm sure Donald and Melania, who were in the audience and, we hear, dancing up a storm, enjoyed this part of the evening the best.

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• Lance and Sheryl Crow were spotted staying at the same hotel in Solvang recently. Coincidence? We think not! - The Scoop
• Kim Kardashian has plans to file a legal claim against the people (or person) selling her sex-tape with former boyfriend Ray J. Wonder how she's going to manage to sue herself. - US Weekly
• Sting is selecting 20 lucky Sting.com registered users to be guests at an exclusive Police gig next week at the Whiskey A Go Go. If you're passed over never fear - they're perfomring at the Grammys this Sunday! - People
• Rumor has it that Eddie Murphy's new comedy Norbit is already offending people and might hurt his chances at the Oscars this year. Hey, it's worked for him so far! - LA Times
• Remember that free car Jessica Simpson won last fall? She gave it to an orphanage. Silly Jess, kids can't drive. - R&M

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Drew was all smiles and bangles last night at the LA premiere of Music and Lyrics. Even the adorable single Adam Brody came out of hiding. Of course just because these two are single doesn't mean anything is going on. We just bring it up since Drew seems to be talking a lot about her single days since her recent split with Fabrizio. You just have to love her attitude on the whole situation. Perhaps she is setting an example for Cameron. People reports:

Asked what's the best thing about the single life, Barrymore, 31, told PEOPLE at Wednesday's Hollywood premiere of her new romantic comedy Music and Lyrics: "Just look at my face – I can't stop smiling!" So it isn't scary at all? "No! I'm very happy."

Barrymore, who recently split with Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, continued, "I think it's important to give someone your heart and trust them and not be cynical. At the same time, I think being independent and strong and happy on your own and by yourself, it's probably what will make you a better lover. Because you'd be less needy. So I'm for both."

When asked if dating in Hollywood is tough, Barrymore said, "I think it's the same for everybody. Inter-office dating is as challenging as inter-Hollywood dating. It's a small school, small town. We are forced to be in these circles. There are little seas and those are the fish we swim around. I wish everyone good luck in love because it ain't easy, anywhere. But it can be found, and I am an absolute romantic and an optimist."

Don't Drew's heartfelt words make you want to go see the romantic comedy, which opens on Valentines Day? More pics of of Adam, Hugh, Sandra Bullock, Jimmy Fallon, T.R. Knight and more so read more