Michael Lohan is keeping it classy and functional as usual by communicating with his daughter Lindsay through the mass media. Here's to airing personal messages totally unnecessarily. Obviously, his avenues to communicate with Lindsay are slightly blocked, but we can't imagine that he has to make them this public. Father Lohan's latest missive from the clink is in support of Lindsay's rehabilitation efforts and contains his advice on how to better her life in the long run. In the past he has directed his thoughts to the NY Daily News, but this time his medium of choice is InTouch. Perhaps he realizes it's the more target audience. Here's more:

Dear Lindsay,

I'm so proud of you in that you are taking back control of your life and putting it back on track like God wants. Now it's time to "clean house," in every sense of the word, and start anew.

As I've always told you Linds, you are blessed and God wants you to use your blessing to set an example and bless others through it as well. - You have such a kind and loving heart, which is more valuable than the world has to offer. You know that, God knows that and so do I - I've seen it in so many tears we've shed on each others' shoulders, through the love, pain and while helping others. Remember the boy in the wheelchair while we attended ABC Primetime at Disneyland, or how about the little girl with cancer at Leigh Valley Hospital? We sow in tears but can reap in joy Lindsay. But it's all up to us. The treasure is in your heart and that's where it belongs.

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• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last of seven Harry Potter books will be published July 21st, according to author JK Rowling. Excited, sad and over it all at the same time. - AP
• CNN is pissed that a Fox News ad compares newsman Anderson Cooper to Paris Hilton. After seeing Paris Exposed, we don't blame them! Besides, his baby blues are actually real. - Page Six
• The Beverly Hills police department is recommending that Lane Garrison be charged with gross vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence. Sounds like the Prison Break star might end up behind bars. - US Weekly
• Tim Gunn is evidently taking on a new job at Liz Claiborne as their chief creative officer. Wonder if that's why he hasn't signed on for the fourth season of Project Runway! - Page Six
• Stella McCartney is set to design for LeSportsac. Between H&M and now LeSportsac, we can all afford her fabulous work! - FabSugar

Beyonce got glammed up for the Amfar Gala in NYC last night, but we're not loving the hair. It's not as bad as Denise's birdsnest, but it's still a bit harsh for B. The event was to honor John Demsey, Whoopi Goldberg and Bill Roedy, but Beyonce was celebrating as well. She was just named most desirable woman from a survey based on over 8 million votes. The contest asks readers to vote based on beauty, intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition. Congrats to Beyonce!

More from inside the event to come later. For now, more of a Beyonce walking the red carpet so read more

Sienna became a household name when her more famous ex cheated on her with the nanny. Now she is hoping to be known for her work. She said things happened backwards for her. Sienna has been moving forward (possibly with Diddy and the many other men she has been linked to) and now it's time to see her differently. After this interview with Life Magazine, you may actually think she is kinda cute. Here's highlights:

• You’ve said that everything in your life has happened in the wrong order. Could you clarify that?
  I meant it in terms of meeting Jude, us getting together, and being catapulted into an enormous spotlight before I’d ever had a film released. I feel like I’ve had more to fight against because people have preconceived ideas of who I am. I became famous for a reason other than my [work]. I work very, very hard. But [for the press] it was about the fashion, it was about the romance, it was about the drama of life. It was frustrating.
• This could be a defining year in terms of work—you’ve got Factory Girl and two other movies coming out. But how would you define yourself?
  I’m just gonna blurt [it out] because then it will be honest: enthusiastic, sensitive, stubborn, funny, insecure, loving, happy. Is it arrogant to say all those things? See! Insecure.
• Do you want to get married and have children?
  I can’t wait. In a world where you’re encouraged to have your universe revolve around yourself, suddenly it doesn’t. I know I want that because I have way too much love to give. If I have a child, it can all go there. Life, I think, will suddenly make sense.

I think she sounds adorable admitting her insecurity. It's also nice to know she learned a lot about kids and family from her relationship with Jude. For a 25-year-old party girl, she seems to have grown up a lot in the past year. For more pics of Sienna looking gorgeous just read more

Lindsay Lohan may (finally) be laying low in rehab (I swear, she hasn't been shopping for days!) but that doesn't mean she has fewer cravings. It's what (or shall we say who) she's craving, however, that may be a little surprising. Through your brilliant powers of deduction (and the big picture directly below these words) you may have already guessed: Lohan wants herself some Brody Jenner. Until now, Jenner's conquests have remained from the reality television set, hitting up Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie, and LC from The Hills, so Lindsay Lohan? That's totally an upgrade in the fame department. Here's more:

Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."

When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

Brody has recently been seen out on the town with his ex, Lauren Conrad, but that doesn't mean he can't also provide Linds with the hot Chicken Nugget injection that she so desires. Hey, at least she's not fiending for the booze.

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Reese and Ryan reunited for a moment in support of their daughter Ava. This is the first time we have seen the parents together since they announced their split. They came to her school for a play and while it still breaks our heart that they couldn't make it work, it's great to see them being civil for those beautiful kids they created. Besides, the way Reese got back into shape with her hot new bod we bet Ryan's regretting looking elsewhere.

For more pics of what was the cutest happy family in Hollywood, just read more

Radar Magazine is back, and from the looks of it, the third time might just be the charm for the smart-alec (or at least that's what my mom would call it) gossip-y rag. I'm here to bring you a sneak peek of the premiere issue of attempt tres--a list of the most Toxic Bachelors around. Take notes, ladies, 'cause you need all the protection from these guys you can find. The article is full of some great gems (Moby slept with Natalie Portman when she was 20? Who knew?) and fun facts about these lecherous men and their, ahem, assets (oh, get your mind out of the gutter, they're talking things like Colin Farrell's accent). Here's a taste:

• Joe Francis
  Sexual assault allegations seem to follow the flesh merchant wherever he goes. In 2003 Francis was arrested in Panama City, Florida, for allegedly filming two 17-year-olds engaged in sexual activity...Despite his rep, Francis has managed to squeeze some "wild" out of higher-shelf talent like Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Choo president Tamara Mellon [ed note: Uh, Paris, too].
• Jeremy Piven
  Here's a report from another Piven pal: "At a party at our house, he ended up getting it on with some girl in the hot tub on our deck. My boyfriend was making margaritas and almost got electrocuted from the wave of water that splashed over the side from all the movement. [Piven's] favorite thing to say was, 'if masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row.'"
• Moby (Noted "Stealth Toxic")
  Moby might speak softly, but according to downtown butterfly, the business cards he's been known to hand out at parties say it all: "I really, really, really, really...Want to f*** you."
• Colin Farrell
  Since his arrival stateside he's worked his way through the young and trashy set, from Paris to Britney to Lindsay, and a battery of models, including one who bore him a son. As he told W magazine, "When I come to town I [bleep] everything I can."

Um, can you say Sexy? After the jump, read the whole article, including a nifty timeline of seminal toxic events ranging from the date of Ted Kennedy's birth to Josh Hartnett's recent NYC Bathroom sexcapades (sorry, I hate that word, too).

Update: To get the full story, you'll have to pick up the mag when it hits stands February 13. Until then, for more Radar fun, check out Radar Online.