While it's pretty cute that Jessica is suffering through life on the road staying in luxury hotels across Florida every night to follow her man, John Mayer, on tour, the most recent report of her time as a groupie left me a little bit disturbed. Here's more:

"She was rocking out the whole time," says one concertgoer. "She only seemed to know the words to his older songs though, because she sang along to 'Your Body is a Wonderland' and his older hits."

With a camera in hand, Simpson – who took in the show from the sound and lighting area alongside stylist Ken Paves, Billy Joel and his wife, Katie Lee Joel – snapped photos of herself and Paves, Mayer and the crowd.

"She was dancing like she was a real fan, and a lot of the crowd had their eyes on her the whole time," says the observer.

Cough. She was "rocking out the whole time?" Uh, has she actually heard John Mayer's music? Your Body is a Wonderland isn't exactly flash your boobs/wave a lighter in the air/crowd surfing kind of stuff. Eh, to be fair, for Jess with John any kind of music may be boob-flash worthy.

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Rumors about Gisele and Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady have been circulating for a couple of weeks now, and while we don't necessarily believe them, we do like the idea of them as a couple. Nothing has actually been confirmed about the couple's relationship (or lack thereof), but if the two were dating, Gisele would be happy to know that Tom kept his hands to himself when he was partying in NYC this weekend. Page Six reports:

We're told Brady was checking his phone and avoiding a gaggle of blond models all night - "he explained to all the girls that it was 'a guy's night.' " Earlier, Brady was spotted with a blonde at Meatpacking hotspot Gin Lane, but sources there said she "was a friend . . . definitely somebody he knew."

So, either Tom is a super devoted boyfriend, or he's just so used to having girls throwing themselves at him that he doesn't even notice anymore. Either way, we'll keep you posted on this maybe/maybe not romance.

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Scarlett Johansson and Mark Wahlberg? Veerrrryy innnnnnteresting. The two shared an intimate (fine, I made that up, but they look like they're close, right?) lunch on Friday on the balcony of a Beverly Hills mansion. I mean, Scarlett was all of 8 years old when Marky Mark was blowing up the music scene. So he was totally part of her formative lady years. Sexy sexy.

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Contradicting rumors that the reconciliation was all a lie, Paris and Nicole got together for dinner last night at Mr. Chows. We assume the girls caught up and maybe awkwardly discussed the contents of the now-defunct ParisExposed.com which included pics not only of Paris acting all sorts of messed up, but Nicole in compromising circumstances as well. As if that's what Nic needs in the time awaiting her DUI trial.

At dinner, Paris managed to cover up vastly more of her body than usual (going for the studious look? No one believes you) while Nicole looked shockingly mature and not about to perform Joyride #2 the wrong direction on the freeway. Well played, Richie. For more of Paris and Nicole looking shockingly demure just read more

Looks like the Lakers newest little fan, who also happens to be the cutest thing ever, got some front row seats to this weekend's game. David gave Courteney the night off and got courtside seats for his favorite little girl, Coco. The Cox-Arquettes should find it easier to go to more games, now that they are evidently tired of Malibu and moving back towards LA. It seems like all the celebrities are moving out of Malibu this year. Perhaps they realized that the 'bu is just too far of a commute to Hollywood.

Courteney has been known to make bank on the many houses she buys and flips. The Cox-Arquettes bought this one of a kind architectural masterpiece for $10.5 million but it's now on the market for $33.5 mil!!! The house was designed by John Lautner and has four bedrooms, 5 baths and an 80-foot beachfront area. I wonder who the new lucky owners will be. To see more of Daddy David and the cute Coco, just read more

Mandy Moore and DJ AM are really jumping right in to this relationship thing. Just a few weeks ago it seemed odd to see them together, and now they're one of our most frequently spotted couples. How fun! Right. Perhaps it's not just AM who is looking for a little good relationship publicity. In an interview with Jane Magazine, which obviously took place before meeting AM, Mandy talked about her dating plans, or lack thereof. Here's more:

“I’ve tried dating a bit, and I don’t like it. I know I should be putting myself out there. But I don’t really think it’s for me. That’s not to say I’m ready to jump back into a relationship any time soon. I’m definitely not looking. But it would be fun to have a crush.”

Whether or not she was looking for it, I think it's safe to say that she found herself a new relationship, and since she's known as a bit of a serial monogamist, I bet this one lasts for a while. I've forced myself to get used to it, have you?

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Julia was snapped taking Phinnaeus and Hazel aboard a private jet with their nanny the other day. The kids are so cute and Hazel totally has her profile. As if the actress doesn't have her hands full already, she'll soon have another little one to take along with her on trips as well. She'll probably have to hire more help, especially with the next few films she's working on.

Her latest is Charlie Wilson's War, which is based on the book by George Crile. The film stars Tom Hanks as Charlie Wilson, a fast-talking Texas congressman who manipulates the government into helping Afghan rebels fight the Soviets in the 80s. Julia plays a Texas socialite named Joanne Herring who is involved with the plan as well. Phillip Seymour Hoffman will bring his awesome acting skills to the movie too. The film doesn't come out until December, but it's just in time for Julia to be eligible for the Oscars! For more pics including Julia's husband, Danny kissing his family goodbye just read more