And how. As an avid Olsen follower (Michelle Tanner 4-Eva), I am admittedly thrilled to see the twins show off what their parents gave them at last night's InStyle Golden Globes after party. And by that, I mean their teeth. Mmmm, dental structure.

This may not seem thrilling to those of you who don't avidly follow the facial expressions of these two tiny little moguls, but believe me, for those of us who do (oooor is that just me?) this is like Christmas, Super Sweet 16, First Child Being Born and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Pictures all wrapped up in one. I mean, really the last time we were involved with Mary-Kate's teeth, it was under much more sordid circumstances. It's nice to see the chompers being put to less-filthy use. Aaaaaannnd, I totally have a life.

Angelina and Brad have settled on a new place to prepare their kids' cereal (in case you missed that jubilant display of personality on last night's red carpet, click here)--the Big Easy. That's right, Mr. and Mrs. Smith themselves are settling down in New Orleans and enrolling the kiddies (well, Maddox at least) in school there. Us Weekly reports:

While Pitt works (he’s filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button locally), sources say Jolie, 31, plans on being a low-key mom in the $3.5 million, six-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath mansion the pair recently purchased (their fourth house) in the French Quarter.

“She’s interested in befriending normal moms so she can do things with the kids,” says a Jolie source.

And who can forget their humanitarian efforts? “Angelina has asked for places she can do charity work,” says the source, who adds that Jolie had inquired about a school for disadvantaged youth. And construction is set to start this month on the 20 environment-friendly homes Pitt, 43, jointly commissioned with Global Green USA.

The couple also hope to raise awareness for the region, which was devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Says the source, “They think it is important to be there right now.”

Well, at least they will keep the local paparazzi population (right) employed...in the bushes outside this new mansion. Well, for the ten minutes they actual live in NO.

The Golden Globes are always known as one big party, but when the award show ends the real fun begins. The stars partied all night long and for many, the first stop was the InStyle and Warners Brothers party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Cameron went from hanging with her newly single BFF Drew to flirting with her ex-co-star, Leonardo DiCaprio. Looks Like SJP and Molly Sims had a blast while those Desperate Housewives hung out together off the set. And yes, you can imagine the excitement when we saw Ashely Olsen smiling (more on that later since you know Molly is all over that).

• Naomi pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a missing pair of jeans. Admitting is the first step in the right direction - AP
• The Today Show is doing so well it's being extended for a fourth hour with additional roles for Ann Curry and Al Roker. Are they kidding - 4 hours is not fair to anyone - the hosts and the audience - US Weekly
• Madonna has evidently hired Kabbalah big-wig Eitan Yardeni as her spiritual advisor and even moved him to London. That's one way to practice your faith! - The Scoop
• Zach Braff says he suffers from mild depression and somewhat resembles the character he played in Garden State. That sucks but it made a great movie! - Parade
• The reason James Brown's wife and 5 year old child were left out of his will? Turns out it was drawn up one year before he was married and 10 months before his son was born. Hopefully the court will take that into consideration. - AP

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Alliteration aside, Matthew McConaughey was showing his finest moves (what can I say, the man can cut a rug) out in Australia Monday night. Sweat much? Seriously, everything this man does is an aerobic experience (heh).

Well, at least he had his mohair hat to...uh...keep...him...warm?

For lots more images of MM partying like crazy with the ladies just read more

We have all seen Britney playing in the park with Sean P and partying with her friends, but no one has seen little JJ. Apparently, she doesn't want Kevin to make a dime off any pictures so she may give them away to Vanity Fair but even the paparazzi are asking where he is hiding. We see Britney out and about all the time. Why is she going all Suri on us? The Scoop reports:

“It’s been pretty well confirmed that the profit from the pictures of the first child [Sean Preston] went to Kevin,” says Brandy Navarre, owner of x17OnLine, the celebrity blog owned by a photo agency.

She speculates that pics of Jayden were never sold “because things were souring between Britney and Kevin around that time, and they couldn’t ever come to any agreement about who would get [money from] the pictures.”

Navarre adds: “Some people are saying that Britney is so busy partying that she’s not with her child, but she does take Sean Preston out and she’s so open with Sean Preston when it comes to the paparazzi. . . . This is a huge story and some of us have been focused on getting pictures of her partying or with her new boyfriend, but to get a picture of [Jayden James] is the goal we should be focused on.”

In the meantime, we have new pics of Britney in Vegas but no kids in sight. Stay tuned. We thought People Magazine would have landed those pics months ago, but we are all still waiting patiently. I bet it's all part of her master comeback plan.

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