On last night's 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan finds himself with a problem he can't pawn off to his entourage. With his Oscar nomination, he wants to up his crazy, A-lister antics, but can't because cameras are following him around for his wife's reality show, The Queen of Jordan. He wants to look good, not for his wife but for the Oscars of course.
Liz uses his on-camera image control to manipulate him into doing actual work, asking him to make the DVD promos he's been promising for five years. When he can't take it anymore, he breaks out into an insult-song to the tune of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl."
Too bad, it can't run. Mrs. Jordan may be royalty, but The Queen of Jordan's music budget isn't. Good thing 30 Rock's is!