Brandon Davis

It's amazing that people even care what Brandon Davis is doing but he is still being followed and currently looking greasier than ever while soaking up the sun in Maui. Back in May we were shocked and disgusted when greasy Brandon Davis went off, on camera, dissing Lindsay Lohan. He called her poor, made fun of her ex, Wilmer, and even more memorable, made the term "firecrotch" the most over used word of the year. Brandon finally apologized but we could not get over his vulgarity. He also kicked off the theme of crotches which would later be flashed by most young starlets this year including Paris, Britney and LL. Let's hope 2007 brings us classy girls who close their legs, know how to exit vehicles and wear proper undergarments. As for Brandon, we're not sure there is much hope for him but since we never want to see anyone miserably fail, let's hope he can get clean and by that we mean shower and sober.

Paris partied her heart out with Greasy Brandon at Marquee this week. Luckily she didn't take Britney along with her this time. However, Paris is now defending her party ways with her new BFF. On her MySpace page, she tells us not worry, she has everything under control. She says:

“Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) [sic] and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her ‘behavior’ and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me,” Hilton wrote. “For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her. She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

“Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed,” Hilton admonishes. “There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’ She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind. Love, Paris”

Thanks Paris. We feel so much better about the whole thing now. We're just hoping Britney cools off soon since it would be a shame if Kevin got custody of their kids. To find out more about Paris' party ethics just read more

Dear Jason,

I'm sure a few people are reading this going...who the hell is Jason Davis? And in fact, that's why I'm writing this to you. *Keep up the good work NOT TRYING to be famous. I'm saluting you, man.

I know that in this celeb-obsessed culture in which we live--what I'm about to say is going to sound crazy--but I dig your style. It says, who needs fame when you're a billionaire oil baron in the waiting?

Your brother, with whom America is unfortunately familiar, doesn't seem to be doing that. It's not enough for him that he's fairly good looking (if you're into "late Elvis," and hey--who isn't?), gets to date beautiful actresses in spite of his yet-to-be-determined merits, and has money coming out of his oily pores. Oh, no. He's got to put his face out there, getting "infamous" for insulting people who earned their fame, hanging with his posse of dubious celebrities who shall remain nameless.

Not for you. No straining for fame-by-association like the likes of Haylie Duff, KFed, or Ali Lohan, whose names I shouldn't even know. You're cool, dude. Stay just the way you are--in the sidelines.

Signed,

A quasi-fan collapsing with exhaustion from celebrity-overload

Paris and Nicky hosted the Give a Lift charity event in Miami to raise money for breast cancer over the weekend. Paris got people talking once again when she wore her big fake diamond to an event last week, and she wouldn't answer questions about whether she was engaged. Well, don't start sending your well-wishes yet. It turns out they aren't engaged and that Stavros' family thinks Paris is tacky. Page Six reports:

[C]lose friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky."

Paris is probably a parent's worst nightmare. But knowing her she'll find some way around Stavros' parents. And it will be sure to garner her a bunch of publicity as well. More pics of Paris, Nicky and greasy Brandon so just read more

Britney - why oh why are you doing this? You have hit a new low by hanging out with greasy Brandon Davis. He is dirty and nasty and not someone to help in your comeback. Last night the twosome were spotted at Teddy's. It's such a shame since Brandon is only known for being a jerk and having few friends except for the sharing sisters. Britney, we are at a loss for words - we still see the cute girl in there somewhere but you seem to be fading away fast.

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Brandon is a lifelong family friend of the Hiltons but still these pictures of him holding hands with Nicky are really confusing and/or troubling. Is this just a "helping a friend in a time of trouble" supportive handhold, or are she and Paris now sharing their men? Or is it - gasp - something more serious than that? Yes, Brandon is a family friend, but that doesn't take him out of the running. She married and annulled her other good family friend, Todd Meister.

For more pics of Nicky not knowing what she's getting into just read more

Lindsay has returned to the states after her traumatic trip in Europe. She came back to take part in some of the Fashion Week celebrations that are now coming to a close. Last night she hit a Calvin Klein party, but where there's Lohan, there's drama. LL and her number one enemy, Brandon Davis were spotted at the same party. Obviously this was not intentional, and both were not too happy about this coincidence at all!

LL is looking great at the event last night with the exception of those ugly boots.. Maybe she got some rest on her plane ride home. For more pics just read more

Paris and her old friend Brandon Davis are so together. We have reported this rumor before and have even seen them kissing, but after seeing these photos we are so convinced that these two are definitely getting it on. Ewwww. As for Paris the popstar - looks like she had another set back...

Some of the few who actually purchased Paris' CD in the UK may have gotten a little surprise. A British graffiti artist named Bansky changed the artwork on the album as well as the CD which featured a DJ named DM. Bansky managed to smuggle in 500 CDs into various stores like HMV and Virgin. Click here to read more and see the beautiful graffiti artist's work.

Lots more images of Paris and Brandon so read more

So much for being celibate. Not only is Paris sharing her home with her old good friend Brandon Davis, but supposedly she is sharing her bed as well. Rumor is these two are actually together. We saw them kissing a month ago and they are always traveling together so it's possible they are more than friends and we can certainly understand why she wants to keep this relationship a secret. The Scoop reports:

Davis has been living with Hilton at her Hollywood Hills home since leaving rehab in July, according to the mag. He went into rehab after his infamous "fire crotch" quote was made public, although earlier this month he climbed on stage in Miami during Hilton’s record launch and used the same phrase with regards to Lohan.

“His family is selling their home, so Brandon’s been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip,” an “insider” tells L&S. “All his clothes, his toiletries and even some of the artwork he owns.”

But the arrangement is reportedly more than temporary. Says the source: “They’re hooking up, but she doesn’t want anyone to know about it. It’s being kept very hush-hush.”

Paris is currently wearing the latest gold trend and busy selling herself all over the world since her album dropped yesterday. Lots more pics of Paris in Tokyo so read more

Paris was all over South Beach yesterday celebrating her new album, which hits stores August 22nd. She first stopped at Spec's for the record signing, and then moved on to Suite to party with Nicky and best friends Brandon Davis and Scott Storch. Why does Scott have to dress like a pimp? This guy is psyched Paris is going to make him a household name. On top of all the Paris press he is now getting Christina press coincidentally when both these girls have albums dropping. The Gatecrasher reports:

Storch worked on Aguilera's last album, but says he dropped out of her "Back to Basics" CD because, among other things, she wouldn't send a private plane to collect him.

On her new track, the evocatively named "F.U.S.S.," Christina sings: "I thought I knew who you were, I see now you were a lesson to learn." And then: "This song is for you to remind you / that I moved on ... looks like I didn't need you."

Storch bristles in response: "It's pretty pathetic that she would do a song like this." The producer told In Touch magazine: "I worked on half of her last CD and sold her millions of copies. Obviously, she cares more than I do that I didn't do this album. "But I can't blame her, with an album full of fillers, oversinging and lame Vegas-like cabaret music." Storch adds: "You should fire your management for letting me slip through your fingers."

On a sad note, look at how these little girls look up to Paris. Oh man are we worried about the youth of America. Are they going to be bopping up and down singing the lyrics to Screwed? Say it isn't so.

Lots more pics of Paris and her buddies partying hard in South Beach so read more