Carrot Top

Since Henry Rollins quit the musician thing, he's found other ways to mouth off. I can't turn around without seeing him do some spoken-word thing about whatever bee is in his bonnet that week. I gotta agree with him on this one, though. Too much plastic surgery in Hollywood has made actors look like freaks. And Carrot Top? Why does he even care what he looks like — he's a comedian for Pete's sake!

Jay-Z had plenty of friends to help him get the NYE festivities started early at the grand opening of his new club 40/40 in Las Vegas last night. Beyonce and Solange both went for sparkles with surprisingly tame but still fun and flirty dresses. Jay managed to pull in crowds from all the worlds of entertainment, with Mary J. Blige and Robin Thicke supporting their fellow music mogul while Lebron James and A-rod represented the athletes. Looks like Jay had a great night shaking hands and giving high fives in his tuxedo, and we bet he and B are all ready to do it up even bigger tonight.

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So I thought it was strange enough when Comedy Central announced that Flava Flav would be the "honoree" at this year's celebrity roast. What made him deserving: his status as a clock-wearing hype man, or his recent turn as the bachelor star of TV's weirdest dating show? (Granted, this is the network that once roasted Pamela Anderson, so I'm not really looking for logic.) But today, Comedy Central baffled me further by announcing the list of stars who will be roasting the Flav — and the list includes Carrot Top.

Now I'm sure there's a reason for this, probably having to do with some really unfunny black vs. white jokes. But I prefer to imagine that Flava Flav and Carrot Top are friends, buddies even, who call each other "Flava" and "C-Tizzle" and get together weekly to chat about their fame and fortune over Cristal mimosas. Or something.

The rest of the roasters are: Greg Giraldo, Ice-T, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Lampanelli, Bridgett Neilsen, Patton Oswalt, Snoop Dogg, and Sommore, with DJing by Spinderella. The show is set to be taped July 22 and will air August 12. The real question is: Will anyone tune in for what's sure to be a train wreck of a show? Or will everyone decide Flav is enough of a punchline these days even without other people making fun of him?

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Kiss Carrot Top or Andy Dick?

• Wentworth Miller gets disconnected - Just Jared
• Lindsay forgets her panties - again - IDLYITW
• Carrot Top's face wreck - CityRag
• Scarlett has bad taste in women - Hollywood Tuna
• Francis Bean signs on for a few more years of therapy - Mollygood
• K-Fed plans to tell all - D-Listed
• Ian Thorpe gets out of the pool - A Socialite's Life
• K-Fed will do anything for money - Pink is the New Blog
• Paris Drinks, Pukes and Leaves - Egotastic
• Courtney Love Disses K-Fed - Hollywood Rag
• Guess which funny looking kids are now stars? - GiggleSugar