K-Fed

Eva Marcille (former America's Next Top Model winner Eva Pigford) and Shar Jackson. You know when K-Fed's former wife is more famous than you are, you'd better step up your game. My apologies for moving from D-listers to Z-listers. Pretty soon, I"m just going to find facial correspondences in random strangers off the street.

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• Tara gets freaky on stage at Sundance - Check out the video - TMZ
• Watch the paparazzi surround Lohan at AA - Egotastic
• Beyonce gets Sexy - IDLYITW
• The Wayans Brothers get a Razzie - Mollygood
• K-Fed keeps working hard for the money - Pink is the New Blog
• Naomi Campbell slams witchcraft rumors - A Socialite's Life
• What happened to Kathleen Turner's nose? - CityRag
• Josh Duhamel is hot in the Transformers - Just Jared
• Coco is an inspiration to us all - D-Listed
• Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are kinky - Hollywood Rag
• The Legend of Britocchio - GotA
• You too can look like Kate Moss - FabSugar
• Carmen Electra Does Lonelygirl 15 - Hollywood Tuna

In this "interview" conducted by Weird Al Yankovic, K-Hole comes out looking, predictably, like an A-Hole. Regarding K-Fed's new "F" tattoo, Weird Al asks, "What does it stand for--failure?" Another Weird Al zinger: "What's it like to have a closet full of wife-beaters--and no wife?" The guy's not subtle, and this video isn't short (it's about nine minutes) but it seems K-Fed's 15 minutes of getting his ass whooped aren't over yet.

• Naomi is being sued again by a former maid who alleges that the supermodel assaulted and yelled racial slurs at her. I guess she'll have to get a new t-shirt made. - People
• K-Fed evidently left a very mean-spirited message to Britney on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues last week. Just more evidence for her to use against him in court! - Us Weekly
• Mario Lopez and Emmitt Smith tied last night on Dancing With the Stars. The audience votes will be the tie-breaker tonight. I cannot believe this show is so popular - It's scary - AP
• While Dancing With the Stars and Grey's Anatomy may be making headlines, Desperate Housewives was again the number one watched TV show for the third week in a row. Killing people off does wonders for ratings. - E! Online
• U2 won a court battle against a former employee who had attempted to sell a bunch of Bono's memorabilia in 2002. She claimed he gave it to her, but the judge disagreed. So, does that mean we won't be able to buy his stuff? - AP

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• Jessica Biel Has A Bum You Can Bring Home To Mum - Hollywood Tuna
• K-Fed gets mocked and he doesn't even know - CityRag
• More from the MTV Europe Awards - IDLYITW
• Pamela Anderson is a Regular Mom - Hollywood Rag
• Kirstie Alley takes it off on Oprah - D-Listed
• Jude Law's son wants to be an unfamous rockstar- Just Jared
• Shanna Moakler is so immature - Mollygood
• Tom Ford's balling out of control - A Socialite's Life
• Snoop heads to the dog pound in cuffs - Pink is the New Blog
• Gwen's New Dolls - Popbytes
• Paris Hilton kisses with tongue - Egotastic