Paris Exposed

By this point, I'm sure you're used to Paris Hilton The Serious Female Actor and are patiently awaiting the premiere of her first Serious (with a capital S, natch) movie, nay, film, The Hottie and The Nottie. This epic will surely bring our blonde celebutant into the highest echelons of acting and she will soon be sitting alongside the Streeps and Hepburns of the world at award shows for years to come. Which is why, of course, it's so shocking to hear that she may be (but maybe not!) acting like a bratty brat on the set. Here's more:

Paris Hilton, supposedly has been late arriving on the set of "The Hottie and the Nottie," and had trouble learning her lines. "Everyone is really fed up with her right now," said our tipster.

But producer Hadeel Reda told Page Six: "Paris has never been more than 15 minutes late. Everything is memorized. She's been very professional."

Hilton has been studying with Ivana Chubbuck, one of the top acting coaches in Hollywood, Reda said. "I think people are going to be shocked at how good she is."

Especially considering people are probably expecting her to spend the entire film dancing like an idiot, pulling down her top and spewing racial slurs. Nowhere to go but up. By the way, Ivana Chubbuck may be the best name for an acting coach ever.

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It was only a matter of time until Paris would get pissed and want her stuff back. She filed a federal lawsuit today against ParisExposed.com. Apparently Paris thought her moving company was going to pay the bill for her storage unit and was totally shocked when they put her very personal items up for sale. Here's more:

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain," Hilton said in a declaration supporting the lawsuit, adding she was concerned the information could be used for identity theft or harassment.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the site ParisExposed.com.

Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz said that she would like the site shut down and "would like all of these items returned to her."

It almost makes you feel sorry for the girl. Well sort of. She was stupid enough to tape herself doing drugs and parading around naked all the time. Besides why did she let it get to this point. It fuels the fire that she was making a little money off being exposed. More of Paris hard at work on the set of The Hottie and The Nottie so read more

Contradicting rumors that the reconciliation was all a lie, Paris and Nicole got together for dinner last night at Mr. Chows. We assume the girls caught up and maybe awkwardly discussed the contents of the now-defunct ParisExposed.com which included pics not only of Paris acting all sorts of messed up, but Nicole in compromising circumstances as well. As if that's what Nic needs in the time awaiting her DUI trial.

At dinner, Paris managed to cover up vastly more of her body than usual (going for the studious look? No one believes you) while Nicole looked shockingly mature and not about to perform Joyride #2 the wrong direction on the freeway. Well played, Richie. For more of Paris and Nicole looking shockingly demure just read more

Paris Hilton working out on the beach rather than in the bedroom? How odd. Don't worry though, she's not really working out, so much as filming a scene from The Hottie and The Nottie (seen enough shots of her on set yet? No, good, because there are tons of 'em). Paris doesn't seem too upset about this week's Exposure, if you will, which probably only fuels the rumors that she's actually getting a cut of the proceeds.

I will certainly never jump on the Paris is a secret savvy business genius putting on a show of being dumb, but never let it be said that the woman doesn't know how to profit off her own embarrassment. For more of Paris pretending to work out just read more

This morning Molly told you about Paris' personal items left in an unpaid storage unit going up on the website, Paris Exposed. The party girl who became a household name thanks to an infamous sex tape has worked hard to clean up her act. She started turning into the nice girl that was even there to help revive careers of the most famous pop stars. Well, it looks like Paris will have to have an image overhaul once again. The folks running Paris Exposed have made a teaser video showing off Paris doing drugs and hooking-up, plus glimpses of her notes, passports, receipts, checks and much, much more.

WARNING - THIS IS VERY NSFW AND WILL BEGIN PLAYING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE BREAK. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WARNING THIS BIG ON POPSUGAR BEFORE? YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. To check out Paris the way you remember her just read more

Yikes. Well, perhaps I spoke too soon about never again having to bear witness to Paris Hilton's private life. As you may recall, a while ago when Paris moved houses she left many of her personal belongings in a storage facility. She subsequently forgot to pay the bills on said storage and the unit's proprietors sold the contents. Shady business practices much? Anyway, the man (or woman, I'm not sure we know) who bought the unit's contents put up a website yesterday, Paris Exposed (NSFW), offering a $39.97/month subscription service for access to all of Paris' personal effects. Still following? Here's where it gets juicy. Among (many, many) other things, the website claims that the subscription gets you access to the following:

• Have you ever seen a kilo of cocaine? How about on someone's chest? (Ed note: Yeah right.) [Watch billionaire kids snort cocaine off the chest of one of their friends].
• What does she really think about Nicole Ritchie (sic)? Read exclusive notes and letters.
• Did she really give Cher's son genital herpes? (Ed note: Hilarious)
• Is Paris still bisexual? See the videos
• Get the private phone numbers of 1,000's of celebrities including Donald Trump, Chelsea Clinton (Ed note: Random), Michael Jackson, Nicole Ritchie (sic), Christina Aguilera, Pink, Madonna, Governor Schwarzenegger and many more.

Seriously, go check it out. The list, if true, offers a pretty intense invasion of privacy. Paris' towel boy Publicist Elliot Mintz has responded by saying "We certainly are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter." If there is any truth to the website's claims, expect to see all the contents vomited onto the internet quite soon. I, for one, am holding my breath.

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