The Hottie and the Nottie

On the day when we celebrate Hollywood's finest, let's also take a moment to celebrate its worst. The 2009 Razzies were presented on Saturday, dinging The Love Guru with the title of Worst Picture and putting three separate awards in Paris Hilton's hands.

Hilton was named both Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actress, plus she nabbed a share of Worst Screen Couple for The Hottie and the Nottie. Meanwhile, The Love Guru ended up with three total awards as well, adding Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay to its haul. Amazingly, The Happening emerged unscathed, despite its four nominations.

To check out a full list of (dubious) honorees, just read more

Oh, Paris Hilton: What would we do without you on Giggle? The readers have voted, and your big movie project this year also happens to be our worst movie of 2008. That would be The Hottie and the Nottie, which has a tagline that incorporates your personal catchphrase: "That's Hot."

Hottie was a clear first-place winner with 43 percent of the votes, but Mike Myers's The Love Guru also had a (dis)respectable showing.

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• Stereogum found a super funny/awkwardmockumentary video of Aimee Mann trying to get celebrity acts for her Christmas show. My favorite part includes John Krasinski being funny and adorable, as usual.




• Cinematical lists off the seven worst first dates on film, including ones from Pulp Fiction, License to Drive and, well, Hard Candy.
• In other list-y news, TV Squad has a great rundown of things that only ever happen on TV, like how nobody seems to get change after paying.
• Want to see Jon Stewart with a trash can over his head? Late Night Underground has some hilarious outtakes from the Jon Stewart/Conan O'Brien/Stephen Colbert brawl.
• geeksugar lets TiVo guide her V-Day viewing.
• FilmExperience carefully dissects the upcoming remake of The Women, comparing the new actresses with those of the original 1939 film.
• Vulture would really like to know: Are you one of the 3,219 people who paid to see The Hottie and the Nottie?

Last night was the LA premiere of Paris Hilton's new movie, The Hottie and The Nottie. We've been seeing her make the promotional rounds including a night out with her co-star, Christine Lakin, in full costume with her not hot makeup. Christine finally got to come out of character last night and one up Paris - she looks amazing in her bright shiny satin dress. Hilton on the other hand, well let's just say we would have worn this look differently, but she did score the hunk so who am I to talk. Paris got a huge hug from her documentary BFF Adrian Grenier but the real test will be at the box office this weekend. Unfortunately for Paris, based on the 100 screen distribution deal we're pretty sure this won't crack the top 10.

For lots more of Paris, Adrian, Christine, and many more just read more

Paris Hilton headed to a mall in Philadelphia yesterday to do some promotional work for her upcoming movie The Hottie and the Nottie. She played with one of our favorite toys, the fabulous Flip camcorder while she chatted it up with local radio stations. Paris also met lots of screaming fans, and when asked about her appeal, she said, "I think maybe it's because I'm real. People can relate to me. They see things that have happened in my life. And that I'm sweet. I feel that when you truly are a good person, it will shine through in your eyes - shine through from your heart to your eyes - and people will see that. Princess Diana, who I love, she had that."

Somehow, "real" isn't the first word that comes to mind when we think of Paris, but we do give her credit for heading to the mall to meet fans instead of hitting the stores.

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• Country singer Porter Wagoner has died at age 80, reports the AP.
• The LA Times has already declared the top 10 albums of the year.
• Variety has news that Greg Berlanti will write and direct a live-action Green Lantern movie.
• Paris Hilton's movie The Hottie and the Nottie will be released February 8, writes E! Online.
• Yahoo! Music reports that the new Duran Duran video has been banned from British television for being "too controversial."
• Jerry Seinfeld will host Fox's Talkshow this Saturday, Broadcasting & Cable reports, while regular host Spike Feresten will be a guest.

While Paris may be really trying hard with this serious actor thing, she has still managed to bump and grind her way onto the cover of Newsweek. However, the article isn't commending her film work. The magazine's cover story, which accompanies a cover shot of Paris and Britney with the title Girls Gone Wild, poses the question of whether girls like Paris, Britney, and LL are poisoning our nation's youth and turning our 12-year olds into prosti-tots. Ultimately, the writers can't seem to answer their own question, but Paris is probably just psyched that she made the cover of Newsweek.

For more pics of Paris and her awesomely appropriate hooker hair just read more

By this point, I'm sure you're used to Paris Hilton The Serious Female Actor and are patiently awaiting the premiere of her first Serious (with a capital S, natch) movie, nay, film, The Hottie and The Nottie. This epic will surely bring our blonde celebutant into the highest echelons of acting and she will soon be sitting alongside the Streeps and Hepburns of the world at award shows for years to come. Which is why, of course, it's so shocking to hear that she may be (but maybe not!) acting like a bratty brat on the set. Here's more:

Paris Hilton, supposedly has been late arriving on the set of "The Hottie and the Nottie," and had trouble learning her lines. "Everyone is really fed up with her right now," said our tipster.

But producer Hadeel Reda told Page Six: "Paris has never been more than 15 minutes late. Everything is memorized. She's been very professional."

Hilton has been studying with Ivana Chubbuck, one of the top acting coaches in Hollywood, Reda said. "I think people are going to be shocked at how good she is."

Especially considering people are probably expecting her to spend the entire film dancing like an idiot, pulling down her top and spewing racial slurs. Nowhere to go but up. By the way, Ivana Chubbuck may be the best name for an acting coach ever.

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It was only a matter of time until Paris would get pissed and want her stuff back. She filed a federal lawsuit today against ParisExposed.com. Apparently Paris thought her moving company was going to pay the bill for her storage unit and was totally shocked when they put her very personal items up for sale. Here's more:

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain," Hilton said in a declaration supporting the lawsuit, adding she was concerned the information could be used for identity theft or harassment.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the site ParisExposed.com.

Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz said that she would like the site shut down and "would like all of these items returned to her."

It almost makes you feel sorry for the girl. Well sort of. She was stupid enough to tape herself doing drugs and parading around naked all the time. Besides why did she let it get to this point. It fuels the fire that she was making a little money off being exposed. More of Paris hard at work on the set of The Hottie and The Nottie so read more