Eva Longoria Shows James Corden She's a True Master of Deception

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We don't know what's real and what isn't anymore. Eva Longoria opened up about her insane ability to dodge hard questions on talk shows during her appearance on The Late Late Show With James Corden on Feb. 4, and now we're questioning everything she's ever said. The Telenovela actress and producer revealed that beauty pageants — did you know she was Miss Corpus Christi USA in 1998? — taught her the art of pivoting, allowing her to easily deflect questions and give vague answers that confuse and entertain the interviewer.

"People do interviews and say don't ask her about her boyfriend, don't ask her about this. I always say ask me anything! It doesn't mean I will answer it," Eva told James before showing off her skills as he bombarded her with hard questions, like "Who did you hate the most in Desperate Housewives?" and "When can I expect an invitation to your wedding?" Watch the video above to witness her masterful deception (and hear an on-point Friends reference).