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10 Reasons It's Wonderful to Be a Woman

10 Reasons It's Wonderful to Be a Woman

I was going to call this "10 Reasons Why It's Awesome to Be a Women," in homage to the Yahoo Answers post yesterday, but I knew if I did, both you and a copy editor would think it was a typo. Anyhoo, here are my 10 favorite reasons from Dave's Daily (a man drew this up!) that it's wonderful to be a woman. (And since it seems necessary — yes, this is a joke.)

  • Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
  • If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
  • A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

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  • Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
  • Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
  • Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
  • Women have total control over their eyebrows.
  • Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.


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