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15 Cocktails That Sound Like Sex Slang

The Happiest Hour: 15 Cocktails That Sound Like Sex Slang

As if the word cocktail isn't bad enough, drink names all sound like bad sex slang if you look at them long enough. And, I don't just mean the obvious ones like Sex on the Beach and Screaming Orgasm! I mean the genre of compulsively disgusting and predictably offensive sex slang that all men who've ever been 17 seem so familiar with. I think it's like required reading in freshman dorms!

Here are 15 drinks to rival the tackiest slang. Who knows, we all might be 17-year-old boys!

  1. Golden Dream
  2. Sheriff of Nottingham
  3. Salty Dog
  4. Cape Codder
  5. Skinny Pirate

To see the other 10 and add your own,


  1. El Presidente
  2. Blackout Grin
  3. Stinger
  4. Harvey Wallbanger
  5. Kensington Court Special
  6. Yorsch
  7. Cactus Jack
  8. Glogg
  9. Evening Prayer
  10. Italian Sunset

What am I missing?

Source: Flickr User Alykat

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chatondeneige chatondeneige 7 years
Wow, this is a stretch. My mind is usually in the gutter, and I can't make most of these sound sexual at all. :oy: Stop trying so hard.
Pistil Pistil 7 years
I don't know about some of these... I think your mind is in the gutter
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