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15 Cocktails That Sound Like Sex Slang

The Happiest Hour: 15 Cocktails That Sound Like Sex Slang

As if the word cocktail isn't bad enough, drink names all sound like bad sex slang if you look at them long enough. And, I don't just mean the obvious ones like Sex on the Beach and Screaming Orgasm! I mean the genre of compulsively disgusting and predictably offensive sex slang that all men who've ever been 17 seem so familiar with. I think it's like required reading in freshman dorms!

Here are 15 drinks to rival the tackiest slang. Who knows, we all might be 17-year-old boys!

  1. Golden Dream
  2. Sheriff of Nottingham
  3. Salty Dog
  4. Cape Codder
  5. Skinny Pirate

To see the other 10 and add your own,

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  1. El Presidente
  2. Blackout Grin
  3. Stinger
  4. Harvey Wallbanger
  5. Kensington Court Special
  6. Yorsch
  7. Cactus Jack
  8. Glogg
  9. Evening Prayer
  10. Italian Sunset

What am I missing?

Source: Flickr User Alykat

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chatondeneige chatondeneige 6 years
Wow, this is a stretch. My mind is usually in the gutter, and I can't make most of these sound sexual at all. :oy: Stop trying so hard.
Pistil Pistil 6 years
I don't know about some of these... I think your mind is in the gutter
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