What the hell were we thinking in 1985? Oh, that's right — we weren't. We were too busy sporting spandex and flashdancing in outer space. Or perhaps the glare from our neon glow-stick shades (Aussie party boy, is that you?) was messing with everyone's mental clarity. A Coke ad can't get any ch-ch-ch-cheesier than this, which is why I kinda sorta maybe love it.