A bad tattoo tells the world one of two things: either you have bad taste and don't know it, or you have bad taste and are damn proud of it. Check out the following slideshow and see if you can tell which was which for the person who got inked...
By tattooing a ruler on your leg so your partners can measure you in bed. Wow.
I am so very confused.
That is one rad dolphin with a bong in a ratty easy chair sporting his own tribal tattoo. (Must have been some strong weed the night this tattoo was born.)
And Bubba's belly won.
Great use of the otherwise useless belly button.
I love how his individual hairs are so distinct.
Zombies for Hello Kitty: charter member?
This is my new motto.
Whatever the goal, a fresh-faced cutie now looks like a sooty-faced demon. Good job, tattoo artiste!
Does anyone even remember who Tay "Chocolate Rain" Zonday was? That was so one year ago, but this tattoo is for-evah . . .
Humpin', smokin', and stylin'.
But something tells me this guy doesn't go to work.
And this is actually really smart. This person will never have to change "Winona Forever" into "Wino Forever" after he breaks up with Winona.
A golf tattoo? It's so square it's hip.
Sometimes, you just have to give your own damn self a hug.
You guessed it — awesome.
Well, a couch potato with taste in classic vintage furniture.
I imagine the guy who takes her blouse off for the first time and sees this . . . well, I actually can't imagine what his response would be.
It charms the ladies every time.
So much so I'll tattoo your grinning face on my ass! The ultimate sign of bromantic love.