If life were a Saturday morning cartoon, you could sit on a tree branch with your friends, saw the branch out from under you, and little birds would fly by and take you to some cozy perch somewhere. But seeing as it's the real world, where gravity is still an issue, you're just going to plummet to the ground...with a saw in your hand. Brilliant.
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