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30 Rock "Mrs. Donaghy" Episode

5 Don'ts From 30 Rock's Destination Wedding

Last night 30 Rock returned with a freshly married Jack Donaghy. For his second wedding, he wanted a "five-minute ceremony surrounded by a giant party" on the fictional French island St. Esclavage. But not even Jack could make this wedding go off without a hitch, so here are five definite don'ts (and spoilers!).

  • Don't use an uncoordinated flower girl. Nobody wants to see a 4-year-old who can't evenly distribute petals.
  • Don't let an exiled French admiral and defrocked minister who can't speak a word of English perform the ceremony. Oui?
  • Don't use a woman, particularly Liz Lemon, if you must make a last-minute best man switch.
  • If you must switch the best man for an OK-ish woman, ensure she is not wearing a white mosquito veil while the bride wears a black cocktail dress and no veil.
  • Don't ever sign papers you don't understand.

Follow these five steps, and with any luck, you'll marry the right person. But for now, congratulations Mrs. Elizabeth Lemon Donaghy!

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