Once you sign up for AOL — you've got hell. Signing up for the service is the equivalent of throwing yourself into a dysfunctional relationship with an unrelenting stalker. When it's time to say goodbye, AOL just won't let go. Listen in on the dude's phone call below. He phoned to cancel his account and ended up getting the runaround for over 18 minutes. Where's a text message break-up when you need one?