Someone must be hard up for cash. The dude above put his neck up for sale as advertising space. The highest bidding company or individual would win the unique privilege of having their logo, name, or design tattooed on the seller, but the bidding term ended and no one made the minimum $2000 starting bid. If our no-name Canadian friend would bulk up a bit and increase his neck span — maybe become a high profile body builder or football player in the process — interest in his real estate might peak. What I'd like to know is how many turtlenecks he's got hanging in his closet at home. . .
eBay Find: "Tattoo Your Advertisment on My Neck"