The "East Coast Spokesman" for Citizens Against Breast-feeding is a hoot. He appeared on several news segments about public breastfeeding a few years back to vocalize his reasons for being anti. Watch the segment below and try not to laugh. According to Jim, breastfeeding can cause a child to become antisocial or even an alcoholic. Oh jeez. It took the media four years to figure out that this dude was really named Alan Abel, a professional hoaxer. Good one, Jim.