One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up for resale. In most cases, people actually pay to print this garbage, and in other cases, it's just too good of a headline for the paper to pass up. Example: "Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser." Who wouldn't run that story?