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All Signs Point to Obama as Next President

The pollsters can put down the phone, and you can turn off the cable news — Zodiak Vodka already knows who is going to be the next President of the United States, and his name is Barack Obama.


This news is especially funny after some of your astrological comments yesterday — this luxury vodka brand based its prediction on how many times the candidates' astrological signs have prevailed over each others. Obama (Leo) beats out Clinton (Scorpio) and McCain (Virgo). Here's why:

  • Leos (Obama) have won 36 percent of their contests, while Scorpios (Clinton) only won 24 percent. A Leo has never lost to a Scorpio, and Scorpios have the most loses at 16.
  • Virgos (McCain) and Leos (Obama) have never competed head to head, but Leos do enjoy an overall win percentage advantage at 36 percent, compared to Virgos 33 percent.
  • Since the numbers between Virgos and Leos are too close to call, the elements — Earth, Wind, and Fire — were considered. Fire (Obama) has proven to be a historical tie breaker in favor of Fire.

Hey baby. What's your sign?
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