Whether you're trying to out-sex-toy your girlfriends at a bridal shower, send a sexy photo of yourself to that guy you're dating, or plan the perfect breakup — comedian Amy Schumer  has your bases covered. If you're not watching her Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer yet, you will be after watching these hilarious sketches. Watch our favorites now!
This parody of Say Yes to the Dress, "My Dream Breakup," is too good.
Hey, sexting isn't always easy.
This fake engagement ring ad  says, "Give her the gift that says, 'I will keep you waiting for-f*cking-ever.'"
If Chrissy Teigen was your couples therapist, it'd go a little something like this.
It's funny because it's true: women can't take compliments.
It's the battle of the sex toys.
Because sexy mags have a tendency to go a little overboard with their sex advice.
Pro tip: don't do this.
Totally ridiculous, yet totally hilarious.
Scared to sext? Hire a pro.
This male version of Hooters is spot-on.
The dating app to help you "manage those clingy, fragile guys who think that they're dating you."
I laughed out loud watching this parody of The Bachelor.
A Couple Chooses a Movie
This is literally every couple, every night ever.