Every girl dreams of the day her Prince Charming will get down on one knee and say, "Will you accept this . . . piece of jewelry that says 'I like you, but I'd like to keep my options open.'" OK, we don't all need an over-the-top proposal or husband to be happy, but there's nothing worse than being strung along by a guy who just won't commit. Hilariously raunchy comedian Amy Schumer created this fake engagement ring ad for her Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer [5] that will either have you laughing or crying, depending on how many years you've been with a noncommittal partner.