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Brandi, Observe and Report

"It's like my mom always said: you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of sh*t."

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Cindy, Scary Movie 3

Cindy: "I'm looking for something more than just good sex."

Brenda: "I know. You want commitment."

Cindy: "No, I want great sex."

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Belle, Southern Belles

"We can't just show up in Atlanta with nothin' but a suitcase full of loose morals!"

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Jane, Smiley Face

"You think you're so . . . uhmm . . . uhh . . . Jesus! Then you go on and on and on about this and that and all this other bullsh*t! And all I gotta say is f*ck man! This situation is totally f*cked! With a capital! I mean . . . Have you ever! . . . Do you like even . . . Do you? You tell your people that!"

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Shelley, The House Bunny

"The eyes are the nipples of the face."

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Samantha, Just Friends

"I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! OK? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry . . . I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not . . . Hey! Where you going?"

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April, The Hot Chick

"Sorry . . . can I see it? Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis."

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Kelly, Lost in Translation

"And we both have two dogs, and we both live in LA, so we have all these different things in common."

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Cassie, Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel

"Ray, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!"

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Ally, What's Your Number?

"I'm marrying a scientist, too. He doesn't look smart either."

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